What Not To Make

Yes, Native Americans did it with great style and panache -- You can do it yourself based on this handy dandy site from the National Parks Service. Tandy sells kits to make them . The kit for an adult pair of mocs is $34.99 #1 - Where are you going to wear moccasins? #2 - Do you have leather sitting around your house waiting to be sewn into moccasins or other shoes? #3 - Moccasins are cool and all but lack any arch support. (on considering this, I totally need to make a pair of moccasins!) Now onto "real" shoes. I know, I know - they don't make those Elf Boots that we used to wear back in the 1980's. But that is no reason to go try to make a pair yourself. (yes I have considered this) Handmade boots and shoes - like the kind you can have made at Renaissance Fairs are CRAZY EXPENSIVE!!! Why? Labor baby. Its all about Labor. Now custom made shoes would be sweet! But I am just too much a cheapskate to shell out $300+ for a pair of shoes I'll wear out in l...

Ok, so this isn't really a "What not to make.." but more of a "What not to do..." I know those who can't deal with another human touching the insides of their car may be more sensitive to this issue, but for the other 99.5% of car owners who just want to do the usual maintenance, be very happy that it's well worth the $$$ to just pay for your local oil changing service station to do this. First of all, take a look at the many steps an oil change can be: DIY How to change the oil in your car . I didn't even want to read after bullet point 3. Second, your car will probably take about 6 quarts of oil. 1 quart will run you anywhere from $4-7 each... which makes your total price for just the oil at least $24. That is well more than half of the cost of a basic oil change. Not to mention.. how do you plan to get rid of the old oil you just drained out of your car??? Third, how long would it take you to do this... 1,2, 3 hours?!? And forget about it if...

What?!! Am I crazy? I am advising you never to knit a sweater! Here's why you shouldn't bother to knit a sweater. 1. If you knit a sweater for your boyfriend, he will break up with you. AKA "The Sweater Curse" This is a common topic among knitters, the curse of the sweater to your romantic relationship. Somehow, it is surmised, a man will read into the fact that you invested dozens of hours into creating a garment just for him as a symbol of your commitment to the relationship. It scares him and he runs for the hills. Don't believe me? What about the wikipedia article , the daily knitter article , the you knit what article , oh dear I could just go on and on. 2. A sweater off the rack is loads cheaper than a sweater you make yourself. Seriously folks, a sweater you knit yourself is made from wool from your local knitting shop or other appropriate place. A skein of yarn worth knitting a sweater from will cost you anywhere from $5 on up. A sweater wi...

I know how to do all kinds of things. And I've learned along the way, some things just aren't worth making. This is all about what *not* to make. Caveat: sometimes you want to know how to do something for the edification of the knowing. Sometimes you have a sentimental reason to do something that defies logic.